the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.
my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies
women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby
|someone:||hey what's up|
|me:||nOT MY GRADES|
This is the kind of boyfriend I need.
It’s difficult for me to comprehend how many pizzas I want to buy you.